what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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