suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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