You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We had sex on a dog bed..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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