Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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