Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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