i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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