hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Every concussion has its silver lining
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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