if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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