she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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