If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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