he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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