office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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