shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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