This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I cut my penus on the lid.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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