He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
third nipple confirmed
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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