erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Rumble strips road head = magical
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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