How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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