she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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