This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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