Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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