me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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