Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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