you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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