Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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