I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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