It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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