: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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