how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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