Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
it was like eating out sand paper
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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