yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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