I feel like abortions should bother me more
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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