no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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