it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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