jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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