evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
high people should be assigned attendants
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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