I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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