YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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