All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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