Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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