Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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