I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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