Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize