went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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