my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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