I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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