I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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