D3 body, D1 cock
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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