I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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