Duck Duck Cougar?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
