I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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