Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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