oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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