hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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