Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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