Sry I called you an 8
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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