So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
