your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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