i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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